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Look mum, I’m an octopus!

Look mum, I’m an octopus!

Don’t you just love it when your kids get their words muddled.

Tween proudly showed me his hand last week declaring

Look mum I’m an octopus, I’ve made my arms look like testicles

After I regained my composure & picked my self up off the floor I suggested he might have meant tentacles.

wicked wednesday, the things kids say



  1. Potty Mouthed Mummy
    3rd June 2015 / 7:00 am

    HA!!!!!! Brilliant xx

  2. 3rd June 2015 / 7:19 am

    Love it! Can’t wait for this to happen with ours

    • 3rd June 2015 / 9:49 am

      Honestly, the things they say. My mums actually worse though!

  3. Ellie Mulligan
    3rd June 2015 / 7:21 am

    Kids are sooooo funny! #wickedwednesdays

  4. 3rd June 2015 / 7:51 am

    Haha I almost spat out my water! Brilliant x. #wickedwednesdays

    • 3rd June 2015 / 9:48 am

      It did take me along time to stop laughing. Still chuckle when I think it it now.

  5. Karen (@karenjwhitlock)
    3rd June 2015 / 7:59 am

    Hilarious! !
    Definitely a story to share when he is a teenager!

    • 3rd June 2015 / 9:47 am

      He was already embarrassed when he realised what he meant.

  6. 3rd June 2015 / 10:12 am

    Oh that’s hilarious!Love it when they do this sort of stuff x #wickedwednesdays

  7. 3rd June 2015 / 12:24 pm

    Haha this is bloody brilliant! #wickedwednesday

  8. 3rd June 2015 / 2:12 pm

    Actually Lol at this one!!!!

    • 3rd June 2015 / 4:35 pm

      I promised I would tell anyone but that doesn’t include writing, does it?

  9. 3rd June 2015 / 4:13 pm

    HAHA! Fantastic! I cant wait for my kids to start coming out with silly things! x

  10. 6th June 2015 / 7:31 pm

    Ha! That actually made me laugh out loud and wake the little one up!!!!

  11. 7th June 2015 / 11:34 am

    Sweet! I try to remember to write down the funny things my kids say. Now they are getting older, they make less mistakes and I kinda miss the little malapropisms… which is why I am glad I wrote some of them down.

    • 7th June 2015 / 2:09 pm

      I’m trying to remember and write down as much as I can

  12. Silly Mummy
    8th June 2015 / 8:53 pm

    Hilarious – bless him! Loved this!

  13. 13th June 2015 / 6:37 pm

    Ahh! This is so brilliant! I love it when kids say the cutest things – I once asked for a condom at a BBQ (I was about 7) and I meant a Kebab!?! Quite worrying really…!

    • 14th June 2015 / 7:49 pm

      Lol! I’d like to say that’s an easy mistake but it’s not really!

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